Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Aviator in the Dust

The Poetess-Priestess of Puget Sound sends the following reminder that we must never underestimate the public relations campaign powers of that genetic slime-pile known as the Bush Family.

His ratings abysmal, his reputation shattered, his staff under investigation, his political allies under indictment, his party in retreat, and still suffering from untreated alcoholism, anger management issues and attention deficit disorder, Preznit Bush Minor flounders from terminal ineptitude to theatrical emptiness with equal ease.

In an attempt to restore his popularity by appearing to thwart the worldwide spread of bird flu, the Preznit has now asked the Chiefs of Staff to develop plans to bomb the Canary Islands.

Turkey is next.

Florida After Polystyrene Flu Incursion


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